lördag, april 28, 2007
tisdag, april 24, 2007
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So I did a test on my lifestyle and I need to eat more fruit, less fat and watch my weight. I'm also at risk of having stress related illnesses.
Kost=Diet
Läk. & dr = medicine & drugs
Motion = exercise
Vikt = Weight
Kost=Diet
Läk. & dr = medicine & drugs
Motion = exercise
Vikt = Weight
Please don't take my breasts.
Emelie säger:
skriv ny blogg kvinna!
Sara säger:
okej
Emelie säger:
=)
Emelie säger:
damn, I'm persuasive
Sara säger:
Vad ska jag skriva?
Emelie säger:
något som får mig att skratta
Emelie säger:
eller nåt om sex
...so that's why I'm writing today. Emelie told me about syphilis and how it's going to make my breasts fall off. I'm quite fond of them and if they do fall of, I'll just duct tape them right back on.
something to make Emelie laugh (althought it's not funny)
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's govt conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": -- In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
skriv ny blogg kvinna!
Sara säger:
okej
Emelie säger:
=)
Emelie säger:
damn, I'm persuasive
Sara säger:
Vad ska jag skriva?
Emelie säger:
något som får mig att skratta
Emelie säger:
eller nåt om sex
...so that's why I'm writing today. Emelie told me about syphilis and how it's going to make my breasts fall off. I'm quite fond of them and if they do fall of, I'll just duct tape them right back on.
something to make Emelie laugh (althought it's not funny)
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's govt conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": -- In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
fredag, april 20, 2007
onsdag, april 18, 2007
Don't know if I've posted this before, but it makes me smile. It's an extract from Charlaine Harris' upcoming book "All together dead"
"Pam had paused, her hand on the doorknob of Eric’s office. She considered my statement, her brows drawn together. “I am not remembering what a wedding shower is, though I’ve heard of it,” she said. She brightened. “They’ll get married in a bathroom? No, I’ve heard the term before, surely. A woman wrote to Abby that she hadn’t gotten a thank-you note for a large shower gift. They get . . . presents?”"
...
“Baby showers,” Pam repeated. She smiled in a chilly way. lt was enough to put frost on your pumpkin, seeing that upcurve of the lips. “I like the term,” she said. She knocked on Eric’s office door and then opened it. “Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!”
"Pam had paused, her hand on the doorknob of Eric’s office. She considered my statement, her brows drawn together. “I am not remembering what a wedding shower is, though I’ve heard of it,” she said. She brightened. “They’ll get married in a bathroom? No, I’ve heard the term before, surely. A woman wrote to Abby that she hadn’t gotten a thank-you note for a large shower gift. They get . . . presents?”"
...
“Baby showers,” Pam repeated. She smiled in a chilly way. lt was enough to put frost on your pumpkin, seeing that upcurve of the lips. “I like the term,” she said. She knocked on Eric’s office door and then opened it. “Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!”
fredag, april 13, 2007
Just an ordinary prayer
Forgive me Father for I have sinned: I've been a bad girl (again!) and who downloaded all the remaining Lost-episodes :( It's like a drug, you just got to get your new Lost-fix. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me, dear God (even though I don't belive in you. You're just a fiction person..like Harry Potter or Donald Duck). And while you're at it, please make the scriptwriter kill Locke. I hate him. Die bitch, diiiiie.
Yours sincerely
Sara
P.S. I also downloaded the second season of Weeds, but that's not as bad
måndag, april 09, 2007
Oh dear
I'm a bad girl who neglects her poor blog. I promise I'll change.
No school this week, so of course I'm ill. (At least I'm not the only one - Emelie's got it too. We can be pathetic together) I was going to work on that stupid history project - KKK this time. They wear funny hats - but if I know me right, I won't to shit.
By the way, our new computer has arrived..don't know if I've mentioned that before. It's all black and very nice.
A picture to make everyone satisfied:
No school this week, so of course I'm ill. (At least I'm not the only one - Emelie's got it too. We can be pathetic together) I was going to work on that stupid history project - KKK this time. They wear funny hats - but if I know me right, I won't to shit.
By the way, our new computer has arrived..don't know if I've mentioned that before. It's all black and very nice.
A picture to make everyone satisfied:
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